How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.

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What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.