Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
A mummy bear
Heairs.
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers
