How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.