How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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What do you do when a timeline dies?

Barry it.

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."