Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument?

No lye?

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.