Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.