Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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Mind the GAAP.

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Okay, you start.

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Because they're all dead.

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In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.