Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

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What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

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Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.