What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

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What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

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Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.