What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

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What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

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What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?

A parson to parson call !

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

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Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!