Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

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How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...

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Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.