Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

How do you catch a Douchebag?

JerkBait.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!