Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

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Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d