Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

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How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.