Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.