What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

What's your phone number?

looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

Chihuahuas Jokes More Chihuahuas Jokes

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?

They have short tales!