What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!