What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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They both came in a little behind.

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Filet delay!

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Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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Because it was down hill!

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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An elephant with diarrhea.

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Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Julius Cheeser !

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Mice crispies.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?

They have short tales!