Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!