Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG