Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

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Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.