Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.