Seek Jokes

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Year Hide Jokes More Year Hide Jokes

What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

last year's hide &amp seek! :D

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Champion Jokes More Champion Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ?

Beckfast of champions !

Black Dad Jokes More Black Dad Jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.