Seek Jokes

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!