Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

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Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

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What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)