Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Pilate Jokes More Pilate Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates