Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Previous Random Joke Next

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill. I'll show myself out.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Pilate Jokes More Pilate Jokes

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)