Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate