Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you?

Mi Ghosta!!

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill. I'll show myself out.

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)