Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.