What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

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Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

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What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

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What do couch potatoes evolve into?

Computer chips.

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.