What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

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Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !