Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

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Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch