Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
Shoot for the Tsars.
Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.
Because every time they do all they do is crap
and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "
He could never hit his kids.
Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*
Walking Jk rolling
Because he catches all the snitches!
Fetus deletus
Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll
Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
Because they have a quidditch.