Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!