Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films?

Deaf Lee's "HELLO!"

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!