Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!