Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch