Quidditch Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall. :D

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Snitch Jokes More Snitch Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.