Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
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Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
Because they have a quidditch.
The game ends when they catch the snitch
Loinback.
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
Hogwarts!
Diagon alley
Because it was out of tuna.
America. Keep right on going and don't stop.
A cac-ton
Abroad.
Offshore investment gains a better return.
Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer