Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

Vatican Jokes More Vatican Jokes

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.