Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"

Vatican Jokes More Vatican Jokes

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.