What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.