What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.