What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

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Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.