What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)