What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.