What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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Why was 6 afraid of 5?

Because 7 8 9

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)