A: A decade Ba dum tish.
Snail-boats
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
She's the one with the dirty knees.
Because he was constantly nursing a semi.
A: The letter "m."
A: He gets Tenyear.