What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A: A decade Ba dum tish.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

Decade Jokes More Decade Jokes

What's your cell plan?

ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You HER: ... ME: ... HER: ... V-Verizon.

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.