What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

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How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What do you call a black prince?

A british tank you racist.