What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

What do you call a black prince?

A british tank you racist.