What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!