What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

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How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

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Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.