What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.