What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate