What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

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What has 5 eyes?

invisibility

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.