How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.