How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What do you call a British circle jerk?

A Union Jack.

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How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?"

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?