How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!