What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.