What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.