What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher