What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

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What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.