What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

What's the difference between snowman and snow woman?

Snowballs.

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

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What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out