What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

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How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you call a women with 1 leg?

ilene

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What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.