What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.