What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

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What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.