What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man?

Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.