What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!