What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.