What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!