What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!