What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

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How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

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What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.