What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.