What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same

Why do I only ran through campsites?

Because it's past tents

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!