What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!