What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

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What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.