Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!