Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!