Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

What did one saggy tt say to the other saggy tt?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

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What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!