Inventor Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

Challenge Jokes More Challenge Jokes

What do you call a mentally challenged lion?

A leotard.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?

I think you're condensating for something.

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.