Inventor Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Dumb Person Jokes More Dumb Person Jokes

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Autocorrect Jokes More Autocorrect Jokes

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos?

Everybody hates Pilipinos.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"