Inventor Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

User Jokes More User Jokes

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.