Inventor Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

With jammin

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Hitch Jokes More Hitch Jokes

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!