Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

What do two Wrights make?

A plane