What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

What does a raven bring on an airplane?

A carri-on bag

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

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Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.