What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

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Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.