What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.