What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight?

Mariah Carey's mouth.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food describes most men?

Jerky.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.