What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who?

Chile out tonight !

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin.

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)