What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s?

A whole-lot-more

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.