What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

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What's a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a cordinate transform.

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.