What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL