Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

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Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.