Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Beaker Jokes More Beaker Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Muppet Jokes More Muppet Jokes

Which Muppet Are You?

quiz.

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!