Beaker Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What u call a black woman with 7 abortions?

Crimefighter

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

Douchebag Jokes More Douchebag Jokes

How do you catch a Douchebag?

JerkBait.

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man