Beaker Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Center Jokes More Center Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Douchebag Jokes More Douchebag Jokes

What do you call a black woman in space?

An astronaut, you douchebag.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What do you call graduates from secret society school?

Alumniati

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

Muppet Jokes More Muppet Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."