Beaker Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Muppet Jokes More Muppet Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

Which Muppet Are You?

quiz.

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!