What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What do you call a muslim who graduated?

Allah-mni!

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.