What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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College Jokes More College Jokes

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "