What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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Why doesn't the sun go to college?

It's extremely bright, it already has 28 million degrees.

What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer