What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison

What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college?

Bison"

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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What do you call the worst Dr. who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus