What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

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Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "