What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

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What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

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What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.