What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.