What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

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What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

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What is the difference between a brothel and a circus?

One is an array of cunning stunts!

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.