What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS