What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

Semicolon Jokes More Semicolon Jokes

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws