What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

Semicolon Jokes More Semicolon Jokes

What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !