What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Why do cats chase birds ?

For a lark !

End Jokes More End Jokes

What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Semicolon Jokes More Semicolon Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!