What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

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What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.