What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator?

Muhammed muhammed muhammena.

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.