What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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What's a Muslim's favourite musician?

Shari'ah Carey

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)