What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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What's a Muslim's favourite musician?

Shari'ah Carey

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!