A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
None! Cats can't sew!
Cat you understand !
Society.
He didn't take it - he already had a door!
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
Because one egg is un oeuf.
They have a sad history of not finishing off races.
He was just a little beet.
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!