Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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Who won the race?

Society.

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.