Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Un Deux Trois ' Cat Jokes More Un Deux Trois ' Cat Jokes

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Trois Jokes More Trois Jokes

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!