Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

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What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What is a racing car owner called?

Racist