He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography
looks over both shoulders....
A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Vultures attack first, when you are dead.
The human one.
Because it is using steroids.