Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !