Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

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How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".