What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

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Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

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How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

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Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

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What did one repost say to another?

Well the flag is a big plus!

What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

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Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost