What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

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What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.