What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

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What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes