What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Complement Jokes More Complement Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

Why did the angles have such high self esteem?

Because they kept complementing each other.