How did the explorer react when the which doctor turned him into a miniature ballsack?

He was a little testie! Bump dump pshhh!

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

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A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'"

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Ja-scusi.

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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A Hipaacrite

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.

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Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos