He was a little testie! Bump dump pshhh!
Because he had lime disease
Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
She wiped her arse.
Sorry, my fault.
You have an oxident.
His medical license was doctored.
the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."
Because the fine bros would sue.
The noble gases because they don't react
Doritos
Swiper no Swiping