What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

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What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

What do you call an Italian with erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giuseppe

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"