What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

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What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ?

Allegra is broken !

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What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

What do you call a black Canadian?

Just 'Canadian'.

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How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.