What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

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When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

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How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

How many days are there in Canadian February?

About Twenty, eh.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.