What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.