What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

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What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle