What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.