What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

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What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

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Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.