What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.