What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

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What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.