What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

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How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.