What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.