What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

Fish Tank Jokes More Fish Tank Jokes

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !